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#28
about: being able to draw when i was a kid I used to be really good with my hands, but now I just suck.
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4965 votes |
#412
about: Telling Someone You're Almost There I'm coming! I'm coming!
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4956 votes |
#120
about: A Chemistry Lab My chemistry teacher: "When doing this you have to squeeze it [refering to pipett] with the same pressure each time so the drops coming out are consistant. One might be a little drip and the next might squirt all over. I'll admitt its fun to squirt though. Sometimes i have the urge to sneak up from behind and squirt all over someone; you know, get it all in their ears and nose and face. I'd probably get fired though,"
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2983 votes |
#419
about: Girl talking about an exam "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"
That's what she said..ooohh!
Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"
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2088 votes |
#83
about: Taking Pills It has to be put right in the back of my throat otherwise I can't do it.
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1588 votes |
#231
about: Plugging in a projector to a laptop "Nothing's happening..."
"Push it in harder"
"Maybe it's in the wrong hole..."
"Try taking it out and putting it back in"
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1431 votes |
#160
about: Horses at a stable Well theres that big, black one that goes in and out every so often
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1234 votes |
#1064
about: Bruise That Looked Like A Hickey It Looks Like Someone Sucked On It For A Really Long Time
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1155 votes |
#123
about: football ok guys, when the back comes around, i want the big guys to bust through and prevent any backside leakage from coming in
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978 votes |
#295
about: taking a math test If you dont want to do it now, you wil have to do it oraly later
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687 votes |
#80
about: money (what HE said) I'm screwed either way, whether I'm giving or receiving.
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565 votes |
#92
about: Hamster Adventuring The only place he ever wants to go in in-between my legs.
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546 votes |
#101
about: A guy who was strolling through the pouring rain "I guess it just gets to a point where you're so wet, you're just like 'fuck it'"
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489 votes |
#170
about: Getting my sister to try some new food. Me:Come on just put it in your mouth!
Her: Fine, you don't have to jam it down my throat.
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472 votes |
#157
about: mouthwash *gargling*
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469 votes |
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