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#28
about: being able to draw when i was a kid
I used to be really good with my hands, but now I just suck.
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Jocel - 03.25.09
#412
about: Telling Someone You're Almost There
I'm coming! I'm coming!
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Scott - 09.05.09
#120
about: A Chemistry Lab
My chemistry teacher: "When doing this you have to squeeze it [refering to pipett] with the same pressure each time so the drops coming out are consistant. One might be a little drip and the next might squirt all over. I'll admitt its fun to squirt though. Sometimes i have the urge to sneak up from behind and squirt all over someone; you know, get it all in their ears and nose and face. I'd probably get fired though,"
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David - 04.05.09
#419
about: Girl talking about an exam
"It wasn't hard, it was just really long" That's what she said..ooohh! Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer" ☺
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Jennifer R - 09.26.09
#83
about: Taking Pills
It has to be put right in the back of my throat otherwise I can't do it.
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Rae - 03.30.09
#231
about: Plugging in a projector to a laptop
"Nothing's happening..." "Push it in harder" "Maybe it's in the wrong hole..." "Try taking it out and putting it back in"
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Economy Class - 04.20.09
#160
about: Horses at a stable
Well theres that big, black one that goes in and out every so often
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Eileen - 04.07.09
#1064
about: Bruise That Looked Like A Hickey
It Looks Like Someone Sucked On It For A Really Long Time
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Peanut Butter - 03.11.10
#123
about: football
ok guys, when the back comes around, i want the big guys to bust through and prevent any backside leakage from coming in
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john - 04.05.09
#295
about: taking a math test
If you dont want to do it now, you wil have to do it oraly later
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crunchy - 05.26.09
#80
about: money (what HE said)
I'm screwed either way, whether I'm giving or receiving.
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Gina - 03.30.09
#92
about: Hamster Adventuring
The only place he ever wants to go in in-between my legs.
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Rae - 04.01.09
#101
about: A guy who was strolling through the pouring rain
"I guess it just gets to a point where you're so wet, you're just like 'fuck it'"
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Wes - 04.01.09
#170
about: Getting my sister to try some new food.
Me:Come on just put it in your mouth! Her: Fine, you don't have to jam it down my throat.
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JFoShizz - 04.08.09
#157
about: mouthwash
*gargling*
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Chad - 04.07.09


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